April Fools is ridiculous

April Fools is a ridiculous day. You can’t trust anything you read online, which might be somewhat true every day, but especially so on April 1st. While I have pulled a prank or two back in the day, one even ending up as a story in a games trade paper, I feel I’ve outgrown it. I won’t even rickroll you. Look at these photos instead, because I can’t be bothered to put them on my Instagram.