Great news in my inbox this morning:

Greetings,

I am sorry to contact you through this medium without your consent or prior notice. I am Linda Morgan, am Female American Military Medical Doctor Serving in Afghanistan presently , I am here to negotiate with you on a possible transfer of $4.5 Million to you for safe -keeps and Investments. Kindly contact me via my personal email address: ([email protected]) for more details.

I will be waiting.

Thanks
{Sgt Linda Morgan}

I can’t believe this shit still works, because it obviously does, otherwise this kind of thing would be something else today. I’m also a bit apalled by the fact that Google let it slide through the spam filter.